And is there any spam for tea…?

What a day it’s been!     I don’t like to boast, but  I’ve had ‘visitors’ from all over the world.

Not one of them speaks English – at least not as it’s known on this planet. But all input is welcome, nonetheless.

I’m appending a selection of messages for your erudition and delight.  I’ve changed nothing (visitor number 9 really does spell ‘accommodating’ correctly!).  To improve or otherwise adjust the original spelling and grammar would ruin half the fun.

Here they are, in all their glory:

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I intended to write you a little bit of observation to help say thank you the moment again on the beautiful tactics you have featured above.

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very good most of your articles, many years of quality posts, i admire you in many things and i disagree in others, but still love your posts

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Sadly,  I appear to have disappointed at least one reader:

your words are good, but somewhat confusing, if you can explain them better, it would be great

I had seriously considered abandoning my blog, but now that I’ve come to appreciate how many people think I’m ‘awesome’, ‘wonderfully generous’ and ‘fantastic’ – not to mention how much they have come to rely on my ‘tactics’ –  well, it would be cruel of me to let them down.

Onwards and upwards, then!

Thought for the Day

‘You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.’

George W Bush (Townsend, Tennessee, 1 February 2001)


About Chester Crump

Chester J Crump has spent a lifetime in cheese. His company, CC Cheese Ltd, was voted Door to Door magazine’s ‘Smallest Retailer of the Year’ from 1985-2007. Cheddar Today described him as ‘Chester Crump, aged 45’, while the UK’s most successful broadsheet, The Daily Telegraph, has never mentioned him at all. In his spare time, and under a completely different name, Chester has written gags and sketches for a wide range of TV and radio shows both in the UK and mainland Europe (BBC1, ITV, S4C, Radio 2, Radio 4 and the World Service – among others). A published writer for children, teenagers and adults, he has also performed stand-up comedy across Yorkshire and, in 2011, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Ten years ago, he was rumoured to be the constant companion of Sarah Michelle Gellar – TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and, more recently, that girl out of EastEnders whose name no one can remember. When he’s not writing his blog, Chester attends second-hand hat conventions, and has what many believe to be the largest collection of used headgear in Yorkshire. He is married to a woman, and lives in a house. All the above is completely true – with the possible exception of the bits about cheese. And Buffy. And EastEnders. And hats.
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4 Responses to And is there any spam for tea…?

  1. Lynne says:

    Wow! Any advice on how I can build such a loyal following?

    • chestercrump says:

      It’s not easy! You must upload some awesome posts, be basically fantastic, wonderfully generous and employ beautiful tactics. Most important of all, however, try not to confuse your readers, otherwise you will be forced to ‘explain yourself better’. Which, in my case, is not that easy as, more often than not, I don’t understand myself first time round.

      Thank you so much for ‘popping in’. To help you build a strong, secure and lasting reader base, I’ve taken the liberty of uploading a link to your website on my ‘links’ page.

      Hopefully, you will soon have ‘lots of more pleasurable occasions ahead’ as all my fans beat a path to your door. 🙂

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