Nothing to report today, so here are two photographs that also say nothing. But in a different way…
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Thought for the Day
‘If you really look like your passport photograph, the chances are you’re not well enough to travel.’
Red Rum (1965-1995)
About Chester Crump
Chester J Crump has spent a lifetime in cheese. His company, CC Cheese Ltd, was voted Door to Door magazine’s ‘Smallest Retailer of the Year’ from 1985-2007. Cheddar Today described him as ‘Chester Crump, aged 45’, while the UK’s most successful broadsheet, The Daily Telegraph, has never mentioned him at all. In his spare time, and under a completely different name, Chester has written gags and sketches for a wide range of TV and radio shows both in the UK and mainland Europe (BBC1, ITV, S4C, Radio 2, Radio 4 and the World Service – among others). A published writer for children, teenagers and adults, he has also performed stand-up comedy across Yorkshire and, in 2011, at the Edinburgh Fringe.
Ten years ago, he was rumoured to be the constant companion of Sarah Michelle Gellar – TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and, more recently, that girl out of EastEnders whose name no one can remember.
When he’s not writing his blog, Chester attends second-hand hat conventions, and has what many believe to be the largest collection of used headgear in Yorkshire.
He is married to a woman, and lives in a house.
All the above is completely true – with the possible exception of the bits about cheese. And Buffy. And EastEnders.
And hats.
Cheese Will Set Us Free 
I’d like to know where you found that last photo – it looks suspiciously like someone I knew at university…
Now you’re just boasting! 🙂
How do you know there’s nothing to report today when there’s hours still to go? What sort of deadline are you working to!
In my part of the world it was 8pm when I posted. It’s all right for you young people, you don’t go to bed till the milk’s delivered, and sometimes not even then.
I need my beauty sleep – as anyone who’s met me will happily testify. 🙂
Are you wearing your mother’s hotpants?
Yes – while addressing an imaginary court… 🙂
I think there is a time warp here – looking at your post in the browser it seems that it was yesterday you were talking about, not today but I first read it in an email notification and it appeared to relate to today!
And reference to part of the world confused me until I spotted the time warp – I was going to say I thought you were only a few hundred miles from me, how come you’re 8 hours ahead. But perhaps you’re not!
You didn’t let Bernard near Harold’s time machine, did you? That would account for everything.
Going back to your earlier post, I think the suggestion that I lose interest in a day’s events before I’ve even had breakfast is probably the funniest remark on here for some time. Many thanks.
And, as for Bernard, I wouldn’t put anything past him.
How did you know about Harold’s time machine? That’s yesterday’s post scuppered. I wrote it tomorrow – but that’s messing with the time vortex for you. 🙂
Some rumour of hats and rabbits rather gave the game away. I think
But it’s been one of those days. I was (will be? am???) planning a post about the genealogy of blog awards but some thought genie got hold of it and splurged all over Cara’s comment box.
Can I blame your pals for that one, too?
From what I’ve read so far, you can blame Bernard and Harold for pretty much anything, one way or another.
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