Monthly Archives: October 2012

Fur better or worse…

Mrs C has had a rude awakening! It happened like this. I’m not a practical man.  A man of business, yes, having made my pile in cheese and got out while the going was good.  For work around the house, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

It’s all relative (ity)…

According to a report in today’s Daily Mail (‘the paper that’s finally lost its hold on reason’, so it believes everything it prints), Albert Einstein is alive and well and living in Malaysia. What the Mail describes as ‘astonishing pictures’ … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments

Did you get my postcard?

Guess who? I’m home from Cheese World, refreshed, exhilarated and ready for action. Only a week away, but what a week it’s been! Quite frankly, you haven’t lived till you’ve skied down Camembert Canyon,  tackled the Red Leicester Run and … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Don’t go phoning the police…

Things have been quiet of late.  That may be to your liking – in which case prepare for further excitement. Mrs C and I are off to Cheese World!   It’s a dairy-themed adventure park on the outskirts of Munich.  Don’t … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments

Bernard’s full of hot air…

According to a report in today’s Daily Mail (‘the paper that likes to recycle the news on a regular basis’, so we know it takes global warming seriously), the UK could run out of energy in just three years’ time.   … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments