Opinion is divided…

So where do you stand in the great debate?

We love cheese


No more cheese

Thought for the Day

‘Too much of a good thing … can be wonderful.’

Mae West (1893-1980)


About Chester Crump

Chester J Crump has spent a lifetime in cheese. His company, CC Cheese Ltd, was voted Door to Door magazine’s ‘Smallest Retailer of the Year’ from 1985-2007. Cheddar Today described him as ‘Chester Crump, aged 45’, while the UK’s most successful broadsheet, The Daily Telegraph, has never mentioned him at all. In his spare time, and under a completely different name, Chester has written gags and sketches for a wide range of TV and radio shows both in the UK and mainland Europe (BBC1, ITV, S4C, Radio 2, Radio 4 and the World Service – among others). A published writer for children, teenagers and adults, he has also performed stand-up comedy across Yorkshire and, in 2011, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Ten years ago, he was rumoured to be the constant companion of Sarah Michelle Gellar – TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and, more recently, that girl out of EastEnders whose name no one can remember. When he’s not writing his blog, Chester attends second-hand hat conventions, and has what many believe to be the largest collection of used headgear in Yorkshire. He is married to a woman, and lives in a house. All the above is completely true – with the possible exception of the bits about cheese. And Buffy. And EastEnders. And hats.
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4 Responses to Opinion is divided…

  1. Dean Gregory says:

    More cheese. There is no such thing as “enough” where cheese is involved, and that is the one thing the internet has taught me. It also said something to do with cats, but I think that’s unrelated.

    • The internet connects everything so if cats and cheese are both there they must be related, even if, as we say about cousins, a degree or so removed.

      By the way, you can definitely have too much when it comes to cats using my lawn as their toilet.

      • Bernard has something to say about cats pooing on a neighbour’s lawn in his seminal work, X Marks The Spot (p 28).

        He advocates hunting the beast, much as we used to hunt the fox before it took us to the European Court of Human Rights, where it won both its freedom and substantial damages. (Which it probably spent on drink, drugs and chickens.)

        But you definitely have my sympathy! 🙂

    • Somewhere, sometime, in one of the zillions of parallel universes our scientists claim may or may not exist (they like to hedge their bets), there is probably a world where cats are made out of cheese. Or a cheese that tastes like a cat. (Not that I’ve ever tasted a cat, I hasten to add – though it’s probably a cross between raw fish and cabbage.) 🙂

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