Where did the world go?

It’s been quiet of late with nothing much to report.  Hope you’re all well.

Bernard’s sent me a couple of photos – the usual rubbish.  The man clearly has too much time on his hands.

nowt2Too farHe also tells me he’s written another book, but under a pen name.  It’s a crime novel so will be of no interest to any of us here.  That said, if I don’t upload the details I’ll never hear the end of it from Mrs C, who dotes on the old fool.

Seems it was briefly in the Top 100 in ‘British Detectives’ two days ago, since when it’s plunged like a day-old soufflé and may never be seen again.  If you’re interested – though I don’t recommend it – nip over to Other Books where tea is currently being served.

In the meantime, keep smiling!   Or whatever it is you get up to when no one’s looking.

Thought for the Day

‘He’s a writer whose books will be read a long time after Shakespeare, Dickens and Hemingway are forgotten.  But not until then.’

Gilbert HInge (who lives next door to Bernard)


About Chester Crump

Chester J Crump has spent a lifetime in cheese. His company, CC Cheese Ltd, was voted Door to Door magazine’s ‘Smallest Retailer of the Year’ from 1985-2007. Cheddar Today described him as ‘Chester Crump, aged 45’, while the UK’s most successful broadsheet, The Daily Telegraph, has never mentioned him at all. In his spare time, and under a completely different name, Chester has written gags and sketches for a wide range of TV and radio shows both in the UK and mainland Europe (BBC1, ITV, S4C, Radio 2, Radio 4 and the World Service – among others). A published writer for children, teenagers and adults, he has also performed stand-up comedy across Yorkshire and, in 2011, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Ten years ago, he was rumoured to be the constant companion of Sarah Michelle Gellar – TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and, more recently, that girl out of EastEnders whose name no one can remember. When he’s not writing his blog, Chester attends second-hand hat conventions, and has what many believe to be the largest collection of used headgear in Yorkshire. He is married to a woman, and lives in a house. All the above is completely true – with the possible exception of the bits about cheese. And Buffy. And EastEnders. And hats.
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2 Responses to Where did the world go?

  1. Good to hear from you again but I came by expecting the inside story on something I saw in the national press about rolling Double Gloucester down the hill.

    • It’s good to hear from you, too. And how it warms my heart to know that you are following cheese-related matters in the national press. If only everyone could be as dedicated!

      More power to your grater! 🙂

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